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Our Original

Porch Pot Spa Night

The classic that started it all. A full in-home spa experience complete with massage, candles, soft music, and a professional who moonlights as your husband.

INCLUDES: 60-min massage · aromatherapy · steam towels · steakhouse dinner

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Coming Soon

Birthday Experience

A full day of “you didn't have to do all this”—but we did. Custom itinerary built around the guest of honor. Details to be announced.

INCLUDES: Brunch · surprise activity · dinner · personalized gifts

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Romance

Date Night

A classic evening done properly. Dinner, ambiance, and just enough planning that it doesn’t feel like a Tuesday. Frank will not be present. This one’s for the two of you.

INCLUDES: Dinner for two · curated evening · zero Frank

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