Luxury, locally sourced. Fine dining, curated activities, and a spa—all within walking distance of your couch.
Our Story
Porch Pot is a boutique experience company specializing in thoroughly over-planned date nights, Valentine's Day adventures, and birthday surprises.
Our services are highly personalized, delivered by a dedicated team of two (one human, one dog), and operate out of a world-class facility that is technically our house.
Each experience is researched, reserved, and executed with the kind of effort you'd expect from a real business—because this is a real business.
Porch Pot Spas
Est. 2024
Receive your invite link, choose your preferences, and we'll handle everything else. You just show up.
A personal invite arrives in your inbox with a secure link just for you. No login required, no fuss—just open and go.
Pick your lunch spot, an activity, dinner, and what comes after. Every option has been hand-picked so there's no wrong answer.
Select the date that works for you and we'll handle every reservation, every detail, and every surprise. You just show up.
What We Offer
Hand-crafted experiences for the person who deserves it most. Presented below with just enough detail to be intriguing, and not so much that it ruins the surprise.
The Spa Night
A full evening of spa-grade relaxation. Think: candles, steam, warm towels, and music carefully selected to block out the neighbor’s dog. Not our dog. Our dog is perfect.
INCLUDES DINNER • 1 EVENING • FULLY MANAGED
See Package →Valentine’s Experience
Our flagship offering. Lunch, an activity, dinner, and a post-dinner activity—all chosen by you, all executed by us. Romantic but not embarrassing. Probably.
MULTI-COURSE • FULL DAY • CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
See Package →Birthday Surprise
For when a birthday deserves more than a card and a very sincere text message. We’ll plan the evening. You bring the birthday person. Frank will provide moral support.
INCLUDES CAKE • FULL EVENING • SURPRISES MANDATORY
See Package →Date Night
A classic evening done properly. Dinner, ambiance, and just enough planning that it doesn’t feel like a Tuesday. Frank will not be present. This one’s for the two of you.
DINNER FOR TWO • CURATED EVENING • FRANK-FREE
See Package →The Atmosphere
Every Porch Pot experience is designed to feel like somewhere far away. Even if “somewhere” is technically within our ZIP code.
10/10 would recommend. Richard was amazing with his deep tissue massage but got a little handsy at the end. The bath was amazing and I felt fresh and renewed. Frank was an excellent greeter, would cum again💦.
Good Questions
We understand you may have concerns. We’ve tried to address the most pressing ones below. Frank reviewed this page and had no notes.
Yes. We have a website. We have a logo. We have a dog on staff who takes her responsibilities very seriously. By every reasonable metric, this is a real business.
Deeply, irreversibly real. Frank is a certified Good Boy with years of experience in emotional support, half-eaten snack retrieval, and greeting guests with unhinged enthusiasm. He also enjoys barking at the TV.
Packages are currently sold out, by design. If you’re the intended guest, check your email for your personal invite link. If you’re anyone else, you’re welcome to submit a special request via the contact form. We will review it with our full team of two (plus Frank).
Our world-class facility is located in a confidential residential address. All experiences take place in or around the greater local area. Transportation is the guest’s responsibility, though we will absolutely walk you to your car.
Sorry, but we don’t really care. Our adventures are that, adventures, so prepare your anus.